I’m really glad you have your priorities sorted out, Alice
The year is 2085. They’re doing a remake of LotR. Orlando Bloom is still cast as Legolas.
OUT OF THE BOX ‼️
they had to be fuckin
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
religous beliefs: sloth in a onesie
political views: two sloths in a onesie
i reblogged this on mobile without even seeing the gifs loaded and looking back now i do not regret a thing
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”